Twarted

When a female farts from her vagina.

I was fuckin' this bitch when she twarted all over my dick.

by baddabingbaddaboommmmm December 15, 2011

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

TWRFC

Twat with Real Fuckin' Charisma

That TWRFC sucks a mean d with a smile.

by Frisky Filbert October 22, 2010

twafflin'

farting while covered up with your nice fleece blanket

Becky and Jenny are always twafflin' after work.

by omg becky December 10, 2008

twatfaggot

A mix between a twat and a faggot or someone who is acting like an idiot

OMG that dude is such a twatfaggot!

Stop being a twatfaggot Joe!

by The crazy emo gal October 21, 2007

Twards

sandy tears

After I kicked sand in Trever's face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.

by AthenerWeiner June 24, 2010

tward

a fatass reefer joint...

damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010