Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.
Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!
by martinthewarrior January 24, 2012
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turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.
Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.
by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018
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Turkish crockpot

Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
He was so drunk, he Turkish Crockpoted before his bed mate could notice
by Deeznuts December 19, 2016
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Turkish Mohawk

The result when one gives oneself a pubic haircut.
He didn't like the idea of waxing or visiting a salon, so he gave himself a Turkish mohawk.
by Snark Twain March 22, 2016
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Turkish Toothbrush

A turkish toothbrush occurs after the act of oral sex. Once the man is ready to cum, he pulls out of the females mouth and proceeds to say "SMILE!" she then smiles,exposing her teeth in the process. Then the man will cum all over her teeth. He then uses his cock to spread the cum all around her teeth. Almost using his cock as a "toothbrush".
Last night Oliva had one to many sweets, so Teddy decided to help her out and give her a Turkish Toothbrush.
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turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...
by Smoka April 14, 2006
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turkish Rambo

Very powerful Rambo-like hero from Turkey. Usually Rambo kicks ass and then asks questions. This guy just kicks ass. He has the ability to break walls with bare hands, avoid any bullets even if a whole goddamn freaking army is shooting at him and of course to find grenades everywhere he goes. He usually kills with bazooka, bad look or just breaks some necks. Even if he blows up something far away from his enemies they still die painfully with some ketchup on their faces. He also loved some turkish slut but I didn't qiute follow that part. His brothers in law are Chuck Norris and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Dude#1 - Omg Osama ben Laden is so evil!
Dude#2 - I hope the turkish Rambo will shoot his ass with his mini bazooka!

by sick_mind December 27, 2007
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