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todd warrior

The warrior of all things todd. In context a todd is a shut or something generally crappy. Thus making a todd warrior a supporter of all things shit
Cuh 1: "did u know cameron supports the giraffe football team"
Cuh 2: " but aren't they bottom of the league"
Cuh 1: " oh he's such a todd warrior"
by Thoughtsworthnoughts April 6, 2022
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Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.
Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.
by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023
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Begone Todd

The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.
Todd: hey k-kid wanna buy Skyrim

Fuck, not again, Begone Todd
by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019
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swiney todd

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus
Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.
by unoneted July 20, 2009
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Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
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Emily Todd

fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019
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Sean todd

a hairy 13 yr old boy that loves blair and hooked up w her
Yo i don’t know why Sean todd is so hairy

I don’t know either, but he’s hooking up with blair in Wreck it ralph
by SoreTire July 3, 2019
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