Blue tick bitch

When your having a long whatsapp convosation or you message someone and they read it (blue tick) and don't reply just push you to the side

Tom WhatsApps Kieran 'good morning sir'

Kieran reads message (grey ticks turn blue)
Tom does not receive a response

That would make keiran a blue tick bitch

by Thebluetickvictim August 7, 2017

beer tick

A male who consumes too much beer and attempts to latch on to a variety of females.

The beer ticks at the frat party were way more than I could handle. Someone should invent a spray.

by beentheredonethat189 June 6, 2010

on the tick

Literally 'on the clock.' Used in regards to something with a strict time limit, especially drug deals in which you get the product for free and pay once dealt.

I bought some dope on the tick.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

ditty tick

other word for boob fucking

tay: man that girl got some big boobs
tim: yea ill ditty tick her ass

by tay raw August 23, 2009

Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.

Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.

by WORDLE August 20, 2011

PTSD Tick

PTSD, also known as, post traumatic stress disorder is, a disorder characterized by a severe anxiety disorder that can develop after exposure to any event that results in psychological trauma. This event may involve the threat of death to oneself or to someone else, or to one's own or someone else's physical, sexual, or psychological integrity,overwhelming the individual's ability to cope.

Tick: A Tick is a uncontrollable reaction to something, sort of like, a quick unreasonably, un elicited reaction. Its just a sarcastic way of labeling someone as, tourettes.

Many people don't overcome whatever they were impacted by,rather big or small and as a result, any trigger causes a PTSD Tick.

PTSD Tick: An uncontrollable reaction to something or someone, in a situation that has nothing to do with anything, and presents no danger to the aggressor.

1)This guy just went off on me for asking him to pass the chilli like they use to do, dang, he must have a PTSD Tick.

2) I asked this guy i once dated for an apology and he just lost his temper, as if i was an ex girlfriend or his mother, he must have a PTSD tick.

3) That guy couldn't get that girls attention and as a result began calling her slanderous names, so much for PTSD Tick. giggles.

4) Everything seems to trigger a temperamental reaction, PTSD Tick.

5) This person just can't control or help their abusive nature, PTSD Tick.

by Flygyrl August 20, 2012