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Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
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b-net

free online network play for blizzard games (StarCraft, Warcraft, etc.)
by Rob October 28, 2003
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net freak

when shawty a lil freak through the Samsung J10, she join all the demon lives 😩 she let me hit it raw on snapchat real talk.
i heard Joleen is a net freak, she was hittin the WAP for the public story niggas
by The Craigmeister January 6, 2022
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Net positive

That sex with Graham was net positive
by Bateman69262 July 9, 2022
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Dip Netting

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.
I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.
by Caresters October 3, 2008
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fake net

A term useful for describing anything fabricated on the Internet including reviews, news, and stories.
Fake net is companies writing their own product reviews
Fake net is buying followers to boost an audience
Fake net is platform users such as Facebook or Twitter creating false narratives and news or linking to outdated information that is no longer relevant or accurate
by Ahoymehearties March 28, 2017
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Net-Afflixion

when you can't find anything good to watch on Netflix
"Johnny has binge-watched too many television shows online, and now he is having a net-afflixion."
by Spiritual Spaghetti July 14, 2015
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