schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

chilly weathers

Chilly Weathers means a mentally, retarded person and/or garbage personality.

"You're just like Chilly Weathers." This should be taken to quite offense. If you're compared to Chilly Weathers you might as well fake your death and move to Death Valley where we all wish a certain someone was buried.

Being Chilly Weathers is a sin, just hearing the voice of Chilly Weathers is enough to make someone have the sudden urge to drink bleach.

"My favorite thing about Chilly Weathers is one day the it the sin won't exist." Said a logical person being interviewed by KidzbopNews.

by hoppitysheet June 12, 2018

High Weather

High Weather is called, "High Weather" for a reason. This happens when so many Californians spot pot (AKA Marijuana) and the smoke emissions from all the dope, travels through the wind currents and make mother-nature high. This event can happen wherever lots of weed is being smoked... An Example of High Weather is its sunny, then cloudy, then rainy, then sunny--- in a span of an hour.

"Dude! The weather today is like High Weather!"

"I'm as high as the weather :)"

by Stonebarn March 31, 2015

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019