Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 24, 2022

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by anonymous March 18, 2023

python

a Beginner's programming laungauge.

Hey bob, Im learning python so i can code something!

by 10xTheFoxy April 19, 2021

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023