Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.

"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."

by psedonym February 25, 2005

Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.

The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.

by Yo know October 14, 2019

Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.

Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.

by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017

right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.

A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.

by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018

guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.

I was grateful for the shame guard.

by fubsish July 20, 2010