Facebook

Crack

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.

by Mark876 November 25, 2011

Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.

Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.

by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 4, 2018

FaceBook

the shit that nobody uses

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

Facebook

Book with faces in it.

Your face is on my facebook

by Jj299 December 27, 2011

Facebook

N.

A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

by iyiljilk December 29, 2011

facebook

noun: a voyeur's paradise.

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!

by thesoccergod February 14, 2008