couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

by Johnny452 September 16, 2006

couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

by hotgochu February 3, 2019

couch-wife

a couch-potato house wife

Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."

by Candylaw December 17, 2012

Moving the couch

To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.

Kade: hey bro let's move the couch.
Aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.

by Cojack55 December 28, 2014

couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.

Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.

by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016

Couch Mining

To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.

JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?

PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.

by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010

couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

by LeenaTime January 17, 2017