Cactus Ass

When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.

Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.

by ssmithsb19 August 4, 2016

bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay

dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard

by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

Needless cactus

A term used for someone that is useless

Dude, this guy is being a total needless cactus

by BSlitB February 22, 2021

Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.

"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"

by Lingly September 8, 2014

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017