After you have picked your nose or rubbed your nose and you're not around a mirror, you get the feeling that a booger is hanging out there when it's really just a nose hair that's been moved around.
I picked my nose when no one was looking, but now I can't be sure if I have a ghost booger or the real thing.
by reddogs77 August 19, 2008
Get the ghost boogermug. by cesever August 23, 2007
Get the crotch boogermug. A pipe used for smoking methamphetamine. The meth resembles a booger when it cools on the bottom of the pipe.
by Whocaresanyway? July 10, 2009
Get the booger pipemug. "Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"
by dabizill November 30, 2009
Get the Card Boogersmug. After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.
Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!
Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!
Dude #1: I must find it!
Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!
Dude #1: o noes!!
Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!
Dude #1: I must find it!
Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!
Dude #1: o noes!!
by TehTonster January 16, 2009
Get the Phantom Boogermug. A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010
Get the booger jerkymug. by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
Get the Twat Boogermug.