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That marvel character that gave you that tingly feeling when he says (you shuld have gone for the head) $$

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Me going to bed to have a normal dreem after avengers infinity war but you cant hold back the power and the edge so you canot resist so you begin to start to make thanos dick pics and that grape juice spewing out you get to far in you start rubbing your buldge trying to resist but suddenly you burst and get your seamen all over your 9 year old brother he wakes. You tell him you never speak of this ever again
Thanos by The gogogagalaob March 19, 2019
He's a big fat grape that didn't pass 1st grade
Thanos the snaper
Thanos by Unieatspizza April 17, 2019
A big bitch who has no feelings for anything. He is a big purple buttcheek who kills the universe like an asswhole like hitler.
I’m gonna snap that booty like Thanos did.
Thanos by Hifhhv April 21, 2019
Verb. When you fist your girl in the ass and then snap your fingers while inside.
I was Thanos-ing my girl and when I snapped my fingers her shit disappeared.
Thanos by TheB1GLebowsG April 27, 2019
Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.
Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.
A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.
Thanos: fiftys my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.