Teresa

Teresa is a girl who is very horny and is also a whore

OMG you're such a Teresa

by Как основной November 3, 2019

tenise

Cute, sweet, looks innocent but is a DEVIL in the bed. She is underrated but she is a gift from the heavens. Dont sleep on her petite physique, shes holding. She matches well with guys named Ron. You'd be lucky to find yourself a Tenise.

Boy 1: How was it last night?
Boy 2: Mannn, shorty had that Tenise...

by The Lover Boy R August 1, 2018

Tenis

A tiny, small, or miniscule penis.

Pronounced: Tee-nis.

"Jonathon, does your tenis hurt?"

by Jacobean January 7, 2007

hairy teresa

a nasty cunt

She has a hairy teresa

by mr.stoner May 15, 2011

Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019

teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

by sof-tron June 18, 2011

Dirty Teri

A dirty Teri is a girl who waits until her partner is asleep and shits in her hand and paints tribal war paint on her partners face and body. She then waits until morning to reveal it to him.

What did you do last night, “I gave my partner the dirty Teri”

What happened to you “my missus gave me the dirty Teri”

by Siege of society December 9, 2018