TOFF

Medical abbreviation for "To Fucking Fat". Can be used for official documentation such as reimbursement forms or electronic patient care reports.

Patient required wheelchair transport due to a primary diagnosis of TOFF

by Raymo Hadiddle January 15, 2011

Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011

Toffee

That politically incorrect beverage originating from adding coffee to your partly brewed cup of tea. Usually prepared in the morning, whilst still half asleep, toffee is yet to hit the supermarket shelves.

well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!

by craigie August 22, 2007

Toffacon

Toffee bacon.
Streaky bacon covered in brown sugar and baked in oven resulting in toffee covered bacon and a by-product of bacon infused toffee remnants on baking tray. Great in sandwiches, with pancakes and waffles, and au naturale.

The doctor said I had to stop eating toffacon.

by Grannypash November 16, 2006

toffee coated rainbows

alcohol and hallucinogens

"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"

by nomnomu October 31, 2013

toffany

A vagina that tastes like a sweet treat (e.g. toffee)

She had some toffany

by Pseuyyy December 14, 2016

Toffifay

When a dirty European comes in and steals your job in the Gods blessed country the united kingdom

Joe: they let me off today, some toffifay took my job today

Richard: Again? We need jobs from our own toffifee
Joe: aye!

by Chef mcquade March 10, 2017