Markiplier syndrome 

Markiplier syndrome is when you yell at almost anything. Normally followed by swearing, ranting, raging, and rambling.

I think I have Markiplier syndrome. At lunch, I screamed the word " penis" so loud, people from the other end of the cafeteria heard me.

Markiplier syndrome by I_eat_a_sandwitch January 29, 2017

Bad syndrome 

The bad syndrome is when your brain is replaced with 𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘿

Oh dear, it appears my son has the BAD SYNDROME, he now only thinks of 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙇𝙐𝘿𝙂𝙀.

Bad syndrome by Dr. Carol Blazejowski February 12, 2021

Ohio Syndrome 

The overwhelming sense of despair experienced by most individuals when visiting Ohio, who feel that the state is just as bad as they expected

Person 1: Hey man, I’ve just been to Ohio and it’s exactly depressing as I thought it was…
Person 2: Oh man, you must have Ohio Syndrome.

Ohio Syndrome by Baby Showers Gone Right June 24, 2022

skinny dickarm syndrome 

a disorder when a person, usually a man, is born with physically small, skinny and weak arms. Their arms may not literally look like a dick.

Man, Justin Bieber must have skinny dickarm syndrome. There are dicks that are bigger than his arms.

skinny dickarm syndrome by SlipSlapMeatPack December 4, 2019

Michael Bay Syndrome 

The condition of extreme pyromania in which one feels the need to create many, many explosions.

"Dude, I think I have Michael Bay Syndrome"

"Yeah, I know, You just blew up my cat!"

Michael Bay Syndrome by Das Failboot July 4, 2009

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome 

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.

Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

----------------------------------------

James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012

Vertical video syndrome 

An affliction of those that record video using an upright mobile phone - as if taking a portrait photograph. My left eye is not in the centre of my forehead, my right eye is not on the tip of my nose.

This evening, I will rotate my TV by 90 degrees to enjoy the YouTube spectacle of Jimmy Somerville spontaneously joining a busker who happened to be singing Hometown Boy recorded by someone with vertical video syndrome.

Vertical video syndrome by PedantPedantPedant November 6, 2013