Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

by SlimSam August 20, 2011

Swinging Richard

A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'

Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"

by Jespo87 September 28, 2008

coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 22, 2004

check swing

to have your dick in the girls vag but to not fuck her

Mario: yo did u fuck that chick last night
Lou: no only stuck it in for a little, ya know took a check swing

by Paul, Andew April 7, 2008

Poppin Swing

A move used in the video game Valorant where one continuously moves after peaking an angle to catch their opponent off-guard. It was made popular by the tiktoker “@poppinval”

Player 1: HOW DID YOU LOSE THAT
Player 2: It’s not my fault, he did a poppin swing

Player 1: Oh you’re right.

by MuiSucks June 16, 2022

swing the bat

1. Have intercourse.
2. Be more mature and act like an adult.

"Did you finally swing the bat last night?"

by m_one August 15, 2005