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Sweaty Henson

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…
by The Ridger July 21, 2022
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Trent Sweaty

When you get so drunk that you start sweating profusely from your face and arm pits, possibly back also. This is also the state when you walk into a bar on the prowl.
"Hey man, are we getting trent sweaty this weekend?"
by Nas-d February 16, 2017
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Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013
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Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
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sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July
Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"
by Saggy nut hair June 3, 2014
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Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.
Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!
by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019
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sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .
It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.
by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016
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