by Saggy nut hair June 03, 2014
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 26, 2021
by buzztroll November 17, 2022
by SHMOO_22 May 25, 2018
The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 31, 2013
by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021