sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021

Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.

"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."

by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

by turnitloose June 11, 2016

sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .

It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.

by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016

Trent Sweaty

When you get so drunk that you start sweating profusely from your face and arm pits, possibly back also. This is also the state when you walk into a bar on the prowl.

"Hey man, are we getting trent sweaty this weekend?"

by Nas-d February 16, 2017