Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.

Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.

by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015

sweater bags

breasts in a sweater.

Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.

by Kentucky Windage November 6, 2009

sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles

Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!

by HarryTBags January 19, 2011

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

Cozy Sweater

When you out of condoms and you must reuse the one that you took off and flung on the floor. It will more than likely have lint stuck to it which may keep your penis warm.

I was out of rubbers and she was ready for round two so I had to give her the Cozy Sweater.

by RealFNdeal November 8, 2018

Cack sweater

1. An argyle sweater; usually worn with pride.

BRO: Dude, you have a glorious cack sweater!
DUDE: I know, aren't you jealous?
BRO: Fo' sho' nugga!

by Jerry Sandusky III February 19, 2012

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010