swived

to be sexually excited. if male you get a charlie, if female, you get a puddle.

two guys walk down a street and they see two dogs humping. one says to the other, "dude, that dog looks somewhat swived". the other says "Yes, one can tell he's loving it"

by green shadowclaw October 18, 2006

Spaved

To stave or to strike someone with a spade

Person 1: "What happened to Bob?"

Person 2: "He was annoying me so I Spaved his head in"

Person 3: "Good work, Bob is annoying"

by Mikey McDizzle November 24, 2009

shaved possum

Armadillo

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.

by GY4444 April 18, 2012

Slaved

1. The act of getting slaved, or wrecked.
2. A slave being wrecked.
3. A phrase directed towards a lower person being an idiot and deserving the consequences.

Ex: *Boy 1 dares his friend to tip his chair backward* *Boy 2 does so and falls* *Boy 3* "Get fricken Slaved!

by Gettingslaaved105 May 2, 2017

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

shaved

insulted

"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

swagedelic

-illusion of having swag. (derived from the word psychedelic meaning the producing of distorted sensory perceptions and feelings or altered states of awareness).

girl 1-Wow this guy has no swag yet he thinks he does.
girl 2-I know he's on that swagedelic swag.

by Leo218 June 18, 2011