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Floating Superman

Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.
Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.
by That navy boii April 15, 2020
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Superman Awesome

Believing something is more awesome than superman. Something that is totally fly...
Man that sweater is superman awesome.
by Unicorn Skittles February 11, 2017
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superman love

The love you have for your homies. No homo
Joel: dog we've been homies forever.

Bryan: yeah nigga I got superman love for you.
by Angel Luciano January 16, 2014
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The Superman Curse

A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.

The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.

While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.
Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021
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Superman sick

When your so sick that you feel worse than Superman being sick as hell
Guy 1: Man last weak I was Superman sick

Guy 2: That sucks you missed 6 test
by Superb Marco Frog April 8, 2013
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Superman Job

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.
Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!
by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009
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crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!
by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008
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