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superfag 

He has three women going through menopause trapped inside his body, which explains his effeminate proclivities. (ie, wearing daisy dukes)
Everyone hates superfag because he's a jerk-off with deplorabe fashion taste and he doesn't know how to count.
superfag by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

superfab 

a word used to describe the coolest of the cool. A group of people that everyone wants to be like. Most of the time they have two leaders, one with double cz earings and the other one is tall, loud and frequents the tanning booth all year!
I ran into some old highschools friends the otherday what a bunch of superfabs!
superfab by crankenstein January 8, 2008

batman vs superman

batman vs superman by s.kyle November 17, 2020
Sexual act where you ejaculate on your partner, wrap them in a red blanket, and throw them out the window.
The planet was dying, so in a last desperate act I supermaned her to give her a chance at a new life.
Superman by Smasherly October 22, 2008

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe 

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape
I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

Superman Returns 

A great movie that should have made a lot more money and would have if not for that trendoid Pirates movie. It documented the return of Superman after a five year absence. He finds the world has moved on without him, including Lois Lane who now has a 5 year old. (hmmm...)

Great effects, great story and a few genuinely touching moments. Hated on by teenage twits who have no idea what a relationship is, as well as comic loyalists who can't stand to see anything but their own personal version of Superman on the screen. Said loyalists spend most of their time bitching about it on forums such as IMDb, and then cry afterwards while masturbating to their downloaded nude picture of Lois Lane.

As for the general masses going to Pirates instead, it's not a big surprise. Look at pop music, and then imagine it being superimposed onto the big screen. You get POTC: Dead Man's Chest.
Superman Returns is the best movie I've seen all year.

Like, we were gonna see Superman Returns, but like instead we decided to go see Pirates so we can see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp one more time...they're so hot! OMG, OMG!

Superman Returns by JVAN August 11, 2006