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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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streaking

The act of stripping down butt-naked and running across/in an area of some sort. Usually for the purpose of creating a ruckus and/or suiting the need to show no-no parts.
Jack: "I HAVE A STRANGE URGE TO SHOW MY PRIVATES AND WEE IN PUBLIC!"

Sam: "ME TOO! LET'S GO STREAKING!"
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screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.
Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.
by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008
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stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..
Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.
by jenifa December 9, 2008
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screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
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Sip Stealing

Taking extra sips from the self serve soda fountains before filling your cup and closing the lid. Offenders are usually found hanging out by the soda fountains and continously drinking from the fountain until they feel they have had a satisfactory amount. Usually sampling two or three different flavors and then proceeding to exit the fast food establishment.
"Sip Stealing is required man, how can I tell if the soda gonna be flat or not?"
by Jay Boogie February 23, 2006
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Steaming Jeremy

When you put saran wrap over someone's mouth and take a dump on the saran wrap.
"Pitler totally gave that guy a Steaming Jeremy!"
by A Tator December 18, 2008
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