stitches

$ cash dollars euros notes amount of a price or cost of something.

how much money or trade lending

"I found a new game for my Nintendo for about fifteen stitches!"
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."

by Jm8a May 10, 2023

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020

stitch

A reform to previous actions to the point of being considered cooler than the average guy. New swagger.

Someone leaving they old life behind and switchin up so hard that you gotta admit they got swag now

"He look rough but you ain't aware of his stitch"

by arez_rel August 8, 2025

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

by heccboi April 20, 2021

Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.

One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.

by Non-chlorine bleach May 16, 2023

synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

Stahl Stitch

The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.

"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."

by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025