double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.

James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.

by Yoakem January 30, 2009

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

Christ on a stick

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck

Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again

by Guns July 22, 2004

stick it to the man

intransitive verb: to perform an act of vandalism or general civil disobedience in order to oppose the power of the man.

"Dude, I just threw a brick at the head of the Nike corporation!"
"Dude! Way to stick it to the man!"

by Easty December 27, 2004

Muck Sticky

A feel-good Rapper who sings primarily about Marijuana and Intercourse.

Let's go get high and listen to muck sticky!

by Babemomlover August 16, 2006

hate stick

A slang term for a short tee-ball bat that is utilized solely as a weapon. Taxi drivers have been known to carry a hate stick for defense against carjackers, unruly passengers, etc.

"Motherfucker got the hate stick straight to the dome!"

by Kent Weirdo December 1, 2005

stick two CD's in the same slot

Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".

"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."

-Eminem "The Warning"

by banan14kab March 27, 2011