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the stanley cup

out of all the sports championships in the world...the stanley cup is the hardest to win. players must be in excellent physical and mental condition. Teams must advance through 4 grueling best-of-seven rounds to win the ultimate prize
the stanley cup is awarded to the winners of the playoffs. hockey fuckin rules.
by ted sells June 26, 2006
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Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.
"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"
by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013
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Fat Stanley

A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.
Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."

Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".
by Double Check January 15, 2010
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Stanley

Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.
Holy shit Stanley give me your 14 inch dick!
by Kades daddy June 5, 2019
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stanley "tookie" williams

The co-founder of the crips.
"Tookie is the founder of the crips cuz"
by YoungG253 July 1, 2005
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Stanley

Doing something stupid or clumsy which is also hilarious.
He's gone and done a Stanley!
by Bob Bradley February 1, 2018
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Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.
*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009
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