Hero Stache

When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.

Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.

by UrbanBoogy July 11, 2009

Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Also known as the shakeyhead.com special. Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!

by I Have Allergies December 27, 2008

Stacadishious

The inability of a teenager to use the same glass more than once. Once a glass or dish is used it must be place in a stack in the sink.

Damn look at that stacadishious pile in the sink again

by Masky April 12, 2005

paco stache

A cheesy, barely-there moustache that you would see typically on a teenage boy who is just getting facial hair.

Check out the paco stache on that guy!

by Beth November 7, 2003

pussy stache

an overabundance of pubic hair growing above or around a vagina or the stubbly regrowth in said area

Hey Tom, why don't you quit mowing the lawn and come help me shave my pussy stache?!

by steadhotbody October 11, 2005

Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.

Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.

by FedInTheA July 16, 2010

stochastic terrorism

A new label leftists throw at you if you disagree with them. You're no longer just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc etc... you're now also a terrorist.

Person 1 "I think you shouldn't castrate children"
Person 2 "Wow. You're commiting stochastic terrorism"

by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 16, 2022