squidward dab

The act of putting your right arm across your face while the other arm opposite to the one covering your face and screaming squidward dab!!!!

McCann squidward dab

by McCann lad June 18, 2016

squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

squizzard

a shat

Adam Morse ate a big burger basket at friendlys and layed a two foot squizzard
lil' mwssy lil' sloppy

by the shit March 19, 2003

squidward

tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."

Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.

by hr puffinstuff January 9, 2008

squidwards nose

A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.

Damn I gave her such a squidwards nose

by 3lyt3 H0ckr August 20, 2017

Squidward

The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask

Fool you passed out with your shoes on so you got the squidward hahah... "damn"

by theniggys October 16, 2010

squidward

When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.

That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.

by philyphan2012 March 18, 2011