Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015
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"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.
Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.
Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.
John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.
John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.
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An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."
In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.
In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.
"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."
"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."
"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."
"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."
"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."
by Astra December 15, 2007
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by juyshin September 24, 2008
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Get the scrump mug.When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.
I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time
by teveler December 26, 2005
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