langford spray tan

Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)

If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan

by nwordpassmyass May 29, 2019

poo-poo spray

Any type of air deodorant / air freshener that comes in an aerosol bomb (spray can).

{Marge}: Homer, did you just leave a big fat shit in our toliet?
{Homer}: Yes dear, and I even remembered to flush!
{Marge}: The bathroom stinks to high heaven; next time please use the poo-poo spray, ok?

by Telephony July 30, 2016

sorry

A filler word used when one does not know how to handle a serious and/or dramatic situation. Often mistaken for heartfelt compassion, shared sadness, or a sincere apology, the word “sorry” actually has no feeling of guilt, regret, or concern for the other person. Rather, it is used in an attempt to draw attention away from an uncomfortable scenario in hopes that the other person will accept it and move onto a different topic in the conversation. It is also the most commonly overused word in the world along with the likes of love, honesty, and fairness.

Sean: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING STUPID?!
Haley: ....I'm sorry.
Sean: BULLSHIT!

by hertel3k December 9, 2008

Sorry

An excuse people say to get out of trouble, or to escape feeling guilty, usually not meant with sympathy.

"I'm sorry for talking out in class, I won't ever do it again!"

by Gligurr May 12, 2014

cock spray

when you jack off or have sex then try to take a piss and you cant aim where you trying to piss

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Sperrys

Sexy boat shoes

Check out my sperrys bro! They were like $125!

by iBJocking February 28, 2012

AXE body spray

Axe, or Lynx, is a Unilever-owned brand of men's deodorant, body spray. Popular with teens and desperate adult men who don't have the sense and/or money to buy a quality cologne.

AXE Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this "stuff," but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.

by Serious Advice February 20, 2007