Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

boob splooge

The phrase of real men.

Boy: boob splooge!

/boy is eaten.

by The Gardener February 12, 2008

cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt

I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.

by Masterzabo December 5, 2017

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

reverse splooge

When you are making out with a guy, touch his penis and its not hard. (When its definitely expected to be)

I touched it, and it was a reverse splooge...eww

by haime and kyree November 7, 2010

Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013