Jason Spezza

A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.

Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

Wow spezza what are you good for?

Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.

by greenB April 28, 2010

spizzle barf

What my drunken next door neighbor wrote on my bathroom mirror in shaving cream. It is a combination of his last name and his own self-professed stupidity. Now... go die in a poo swamp

Why the fuck is spizzle barf written on my mirror in shaving cream? And why isn't there a mouth on my nard sack? Damn that Aunt Jemima.

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

slizzard

When a girl gets so drunk that she ends up with a blizzard of cum on her face.

My bitch got slizzard last night

by Anonjerkfaise October 10, 2010

Slizzard

Dairy Queens new flavor of blizzard.

Joe:Hey Tim, did you try dairy queens new blizzard flavor?
Tim: Nope, what is it?
Joe: It's Slizzard.

by LLAMASRFOSHIZZLE November 8, 2010

sizzack

n.
1. Slang for the word "sack" which is slang for the word "bed" meaning apiece of furniture for reclining and sleeping, typically consisting of a flat, rectangular frame and a mattress resting on springs.

My friend Richard will not go out to drink tonight. Instead, he will call me at 8PM to tell me that he's going to hit the sizzack.

by O. B. G. Y. N. February 3, 2006

spizzy

A nick name for synthetic marijuana or spice

"Let's go smoke some spizzy"

by nothin dont worry about it August 17, 2014

Shizzam

the art of shizzing in the AM

This guy was all like gfjhfj and i was all like shizzam...and he was all like NO WAY.

by Mark October 12, 2003