A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
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Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
by Dolphinsploosh June 29, 2020
Get the Frosty Speedboat mug.Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.
A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!
by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021
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Get the Spanish speedboat mug.When you are balls deep in her doing your squizz bent over the tub while holding her head under water and all you can hear is "glub blub glub bub".
Boy, last night I was at a party and I tried to go to the bathroom and I accidentally cucked my body in the middle of a Columbian Speedboat!!!
by greyskull55731 September 5, 2025
Get the Columbian Speedboat mug.A Kamegaki Speedometer Zoom-in refers to a zoom-in effect with an integrated Speedometer, itself popularised by director Hajime Kamegaki, himself a student of Yoshinori Kanada.
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