spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

Spanish Seagull

When one dons a sombrero and fake mustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.

My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures.

by Banana hammock 123 October 26, 2009

speak spanish

To understand something to the fullest extent. Derived from "you don't even understand", and "we don't do that at camp ojai". Ultimately the coolest term in the world.

You don't even speak spanish.

by Gangstarjman October 1, 2006

spanish blowjob

while caressing the erect male penis between the female mamories, at the male climax the femal opens her mouth and recives and swallows a portion of man juice (cum)

only try if u r one talented bitch

by kuc62 October 6, 2003

Spanish Waterfall

This consists of two people. One person (male or female) lies on the ground face up (clothed or naked) while the other (male) lies face up on top of the person and begins to pee. The pee shoots up in the air then flows down onto the other person hence the name Spanish Waterfall.

The woman loved when her kinky lover proposed a Spanish Waterfall.

by Ratchet 01 December 3, 2010

Spanish Charm

The ability to charm anyone,just because your Spanish.

"Damn that person is so charming"
"Must be Spanish"

"Spanish people always make me feel good lol"
"Its got to be that Spanish Charm"

by spanishC December 28, 2011