verb: To pregame by eating a large meal consisting of spaghetti and meatballs before a night of drinking resulting in a viscous vomit attack wherein the victim ends up laying in the pile of thrown-up spaghetti.
Past tense: Spagetted
Past tense: Spagetted
My buddy spagetted last night. While he was laying in a pile of spaghetti, the rest of my friends and I passed around a four loko in the living room.
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Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)
There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)
There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.
He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay
He spagettisized me.
He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay
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A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.
It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.
A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.
It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.
Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.
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Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"
Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"
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