pill-popping soccer mom

A mother who is usually addicted to strong opiates or methamphetamines she can get legally or illegally. Often soccer moms take the edge off the meds high with booze or cheap domestic beer. Being a mom, most likely with an oblivious husband with a well-paying job, she's usually in possession of a solid grocery-getter/multi-passenger car most likely a white mini-van(the preferred vehicle of a PPSM) so she is able to get several kids to soccer practice after school while she's hopped up on meds.

"A pill-popping soccer mom purchased a set of new tires then proceeded to crash into the tire store trying to test out the new tires doing some high speed donuts in the parking lot. What a fucking stupid bitch! She must be a pill-popping soccer mom!"

"Mom heckled the refs again at our soccer match today. My English teacher yelled at her,"Go home you drunken, pill-popping soccer mom...get help!"

"The meth addict was once #1 in population only to be usurped by the pill-popping soccer mom."

by Dr. Nordoslavic December 8, 2012

Whore soccer mom

A whore soccer mom is a mom who is divorced and has a sexual craving so she will fuck with any one who comes next to her.

Where is Andrea?
Probably getting her own practice in from the coach.
Yeah probably being the whore soccer mom age is

by Shhddtigx77 September 26, 2020

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

ex military soccer mom

When your playing fortnite with neohelix713 and he uses the ex millitary soccermom

Me: Hey neo!
Neo: bEeP bEeP LeTTuce
~Neo transforms into ex military soccer mom ~

by llamakinng October 29, 2018

the soccer mom

A cocktail comprising of approximately one bottle of wine and two Xanax.

Kevin's Mom was a nervous wreck until she fixed herself the soccer mom.

by schvety_balls April 6, 2016

Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time

Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom

by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020

Tom the Soccer Mom

a guy who likes minivans whos named Tom and who is a good friend that acts like a mom

Hey Hows tom the soccer mom

by allomonami January 12, 2022