Snorkle

To give a blowjob under water.

I got a mean snorkle from Darlene last weekend.

by georgecocklooksgood January 11, 2006

snookered

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

by i'm smelly April 29, 2006

snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic

My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie

by JP October 25, 2004

Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.

-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----

by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013

The Official Snorkler

A man ejaculates into a scuba snorkel while their partner sucks the cum through the mouth piece. It is recommended that the partner doing the sucking wears goggles. For optimal pleasure, underwater conditions are ideal.

Instead of sucking air, I did the official snorkler!

by mark twains hardballz August 3, 2009

Snooker

Someone that is very cute and funny.

Wow!! He's really a snooker.

by that one girl chey September 29, 2013

Snorklehausted

The feeling of exhaustion resulting from an extended period spent engaged in the act of Snorkelling.

Damn, I am still Snorklehausted from the weekend at Port Norlunga.

by MadMak January 17, 2010