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Penile Sneeze

"I asked her for a Kleenex and then gave her a penile sneeze.'
by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010
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Devon Sneezes

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!
by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011
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wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"
by WineRanger June 13, 2014
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Blue Sneeze

When your girl gets you to the point of blue balls and you sneeze and jizz inside your pants along with obtaining a boner.
Bro, I just had a blue sneeze and need to change my pants.
by Lt. Chisley January 27, 2020
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Atomic sneeze

WOAH MAN. THAT ATOMIC SNEEZE WOKE UP THE ENTIRE CITY!
by mr. memeword June 30, 2022
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max (sneeze)

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person 1: heyyy do you know max (sneeze)?
person 2: yes! he gave me discord nitro for free!
by disparitie July 17, 2022
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beer sneezes

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
by Afm3 November 12, 2017
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