The act of ejaculating.
by Jackie Jehovah November 19, 2010

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
by WineRanger June 13, 2014

When your girl gets you to the point of blue balls and you sneeze and jizz inside your pants along with obtaining a boner.
by Lt. Chisley January 27, 2020

by mr. memeword June 30, 2022

by disparitie July 17, 2022

The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
by Afm3 November 12, 2017
