snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

sniff n snarf

to place a hot dog in a vagina or rectum and allow the family dog or a freinds dog to nibble at the exposed treat

while camping my freinds dog was annoying me so I decided to place a hot dog up my turd cutter, and allow him to eat it. the resulting sound was sniff...sniff... snarff...snarff hence when I was asked what all the laughter was all I could say was sniff n snarf

by piss weak January 16, 2008

snarf my nards

The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.

Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?

by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009

snarfed the barf

to inhale from a bong excessively and cause the bong water to enter your mouth

Dude, James almost threw up after he snarfed the barf.

by Davis DeLo May 13, 2005

Snarf

Snarf has many definitions, as stated Captain Reese the Fucking Wizard Johnson, and really could be used in most situations in place of almost and verb. Also may be used as a sign of great surprise. Term coined by a local Vermont band, Pyronova.

"Look at him, just snarfing along."

"He snarfed it right out of Jeff's hand!"

"He thinks he's snarfing around."

"May the snarf be with you."

"SNARF!"

"You snarfing scared me!."

by Pyronova April 18, 2010

Snarf

A female that has the ability of taking your breath away; To acquire, with little concern for others, the concentration and consideration from the surrounding community; A person regarded as physically attractive.

Say bro, I just saw this snarf walking on campus who almost made me wreck my slab.

by Oskee Woskee November 2, 2009