making smoke

Farting while walking.

Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.

Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.

by Bdoserror April 19, 2011

Blunt Smoke

The smoke released when a blunt is lighted.

Bro you want to choke Blunt smoke is what you want

by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

smoked

shot, or murdered

i heard dee smoked that bitch

by blunt1 March 27, 2003

Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

fartpoop smokepooping

by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009

Smoke the hopium

Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."

That idea is never going to work, you really must like to smoke the hopium.

by Daylorb March 16, 2011

smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010

Smoke Nazi

A smoke Nazi is a bigot who is wholly intolerant of people who choose to smoke tobacco.

Smoke Nazis often will walk up to people casually smoking and tell them to fuck off, or otherwise be an ass.

They also assume that all people who smoke tobacco (or hookah, or whatever) are knuckle-dragging monkeys with low IQs.

See also: Meat Nazis (vegetarians who bitch at others who eat meat)

So I was standing outside the bar dragging on a cig and this Smoke Nazi comes up to me and drunkenly bitches me out. What the hell? Fucker could have kept moving and not been an asshole.

by Fancy Feast August 22, 2007