Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.

"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"

by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

Slump

To dress, act, or look very bad and careless.

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce

by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018

SLUMP

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.

#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”

by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022

Slump

time period between being accepted to college, and graduation. Time when homework, and school no longer matters and you can have unlimited fun.

Man I love slump, I haven't done homework for weeks, and have been drunk or high for 3 weeks straight!

by laNZie April 4, 2011