Slouds

Whenever a snail is stepped on, they rise to their own little heaven and rest on the Slouds (slimey clouds) =

"OMG i just killed a snail!"
"dont worry, he'll sleep on the Slouds tonight..."

by BaconMcSandwhich July 5, 2009

sloader

A website or streaming media that loads very slow on the internets. Created from the words slow, load, or loader.

Fred: Lets watch this streaming movie online!
Steve: I dont know man, it looks like a "sloader."

by yaddaboomba January 16, 2009

sloader

SLOW+LOADER - slowder
sloader(n)
1.a slow loader
2.anything that is slow at loading

Youtube, you dangerous fiend! I HATE YOU!!!! You're such a sloader !

by rmclorina4 May 29, 2010

Slodd

A term coined to reference a female that is "slow" to get on because she is odd. This females awkward social skills, and social inexperience prevent you from getting on her in a timely fashion. Often large quantities of alcohol must be consumed for a slodd to break her habit.

I gave up on her, she's a slodd.

by J-Rind November 7, 2010

slodging

A term popularized and perhaps coined by the creator of the webcomic called Oglaf. It is a sexual fetish of lodging yourself into objects, for example a wall or wood pile, or mattresses, and then wait for somebody to dislodge you.

Are you up for some slodging?
I don't know what that is.
The exact opposite of dislodging!

(Example taken from the comic strip)

by sharookhan May 6, 2016

sload

(v) (refers to computers): to load extremely slowly (Combo of 'slow + 'load')

Jeez, this computer won't stop sloading.

by MrWords June 23, 2009

slounch

It's a blounch that's a little sluttier. We all know one. See Blounch. Can also be used as an adverb.

Dude his new girlfriend is a total slounch." "You have been slounching it up lately!

by GingerSnap83 November 4, 2010