San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

Credit card slot

The fat roll(s) in the back of the head.

That guy has a deep credit card slot.

by RozaBelikova November 16, 2022

Death Slot

No.2 in the running order of a competition. If someone performs second, they are usually in danger of being forgotten by the public and eliminated from said competition.

Did you see Angela Rippon got eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing?

Yes. But it was hardly surprising. They put her in the death slot.

by Debbie Hanna November 19, 2023

slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

Pimp Slot

The Pimp Slot is the final placement in a running order. Usually in a reality competition programme, if someone performs last, it is considered the Pimp Slot as it is more likely to be remembered by the viewing public and therefore usually attracts more votes. It is the polar opposite of the death slot, which is number two in a running order and likely to be forgotten.

Did you see Lesley Dawkins got through on Strictly last night?

Yeah, but it was inevitable. She got the pimp slot.

by Debbie Hanna May 18, 2025

slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.

The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.

by sdneachdude December 17, 2020