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San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 3, 2006
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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
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Credit Card Slot

by Mosher kid February 6, 2021
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slot

Does she think that she should be called a slot for insisting that she should sleep with a woman that is not interested in her? Why would you not call her a slot? Is she a slot if she drops to her knees for woman that she has not even said two words to before? Only a slot would flash a woman that has already said more than 10 times I'm not a lesbian or bisexual. You know that thot is a slot for flashing the other woman that never met her before.
by TheRealMs.God December 30, 2020
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slot dancer

A patron of a casino who wildly waves her hands, beats her fists, shouts at or otherwise makes a spectacle of herself while playing a slot machine in an attempt to force the machines internal random number generator to give her money. They are also responsible for leaving the huge, oily hand print smears all over the video poker and keno machines as they believe that rapidly tapping on the screen with their palms will increase the chance of their numbers coming up.
The slot dancer playing the panda bear video slot machine was urging the reels to stop on the jackpot by pounding on the screen and shouting encouragement to the soulless device.
by Redwizard000 May 8, 2013
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Slut Slot

A “Slut Slot” is a vagina. Although all females have a vagina, they do not all have a “Slut Slot,” as it is an honor bestowed upon women who use their vaginas for the greater good to satisfy all men and have quirks not applicable to all vaginas, like a weird smell, extra moisture, and my favorite, lots of discharge. The first Slut Slot was founded years ago by Gill and only recently overtaken by Lorna, who has put in a mighty effort to become the #1 Slut Slot.
Me- I bet that slut slot is still worth ago
Friend- Yeah me too, if she wasn’t my mother I’d give her ago
Me- I’m sure she won’t mind, that slot has seen more action then a Las Vegas Quarter Counter
by CaptBigHairyCock July 13, 2025
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Slot

She did what?? That's very slot-like behavior.
by BlasianQT725 January 24, 2015
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