Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.

Cardinal Stritch University is a school

by Cardinal Stritch University April 24, 2022

Oozy Skitch

A rather unsavory hybrid skank-bitch.

Don't be such an Oozy Skitch!

by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023

Klit Skratcher

A dirty smelly bitch, but using a k for the c

She a Klit Skratcher

by ADFORTIS May 20, 2025

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026