Shmoo

Another word for male ejaculate.

Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.

When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004

shmoopie

a little wet poopie that is half diaria and half regular poopie...

Oh by the way when I borrowed your gym shorts yesterday I left a little shmoopie for you in them..... Or I know why it smells so bad in your room Jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case...

by jim May 13, 2005

shmoopsie

See: Definition of Sassel

Oh, that dog looks like Sassel, what a shmoopsie.

by MoniqueO June 22, 2008

Shmoopy

(adj.) A mild feeing of sadness or feeling down.

Hey Rebecca. You look a little shmoopy right now. Maybe we shouldn’t go to dinner tonight.

by TheOtherRealAlex January 25, 2019

shmoogle

a man with eggs, who dropped them off in a fat old ladies sack.

"wow, did you see that shmoogle with your mom?"

by stevenamandaarecool August 22, 2011

shmoof

A sign of distress, said when one is shocked, appalled, or just plain bored.

Girl 1: I said no to that dude that asked me out.
Girl 2: OMG! Shmoof! Why? He was hot!

by RawrBucketsIZFIT March 15, 2009

Shmoopie

An executive that is completely full of crap

important people who thing there crap doesn't stink are all shmoopies

by BUCKEYEDUCK June 28, 2011