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shrooms

dick that just pongs of musty fungus
Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick

He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°

(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms
by TRAVIS GRAVIS CASH MONEY August 5, 2021
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Shroom Starch

When you are doing laundry and are wanting to add some extra starch to your clothing. Pull open a pocket and cum into it.
While I was washing clothes the other night, I forgot to buy some starch. So I thought I would add Shroom Starch to it, so I opened up a pocket and came into it.
by DRUNK3NP3NGU1N October 6, 2023
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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Reds shroom

This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early
Joe drank too much and passed out at 10. He woke up with reds shroom on his forehead
by Redd1981 April 19, 2018
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shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does
yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms
by hellrry March 12, 2022
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shroom

used to refer to a mushroom people used to get high on in the 70s
Person 1: "you got any shroom on you??"
Person 2: "for 20$ i do"
Person 1: "anything for the shroom...."
by toukakirishima11778 January 29, 2022
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Shroom cut

When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad
Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!
by Boiiooio January 17, 2019
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